
A 55-year-old Omaha man performed a tracheatomy on himself with a steak knife, not once...but TWICE.
Next, he may be applying to a Nebraska medical school, claiming he is self-taught, anyway.
That last bit was satire, but the article is not.
I guess it was a medical necessity, and the way he describes it, he doesn't think it was a big deal.
'Careful with that ax, Eugene...'
What the guy doesn't trust duct tape ? Works fine for me..
You're in Easy Mode. If you prefer, you can use XHTML Mode instead. |