
I recently deleted my account at Facebook, but I shouldn't have bothered. While going through the deletion process, Facebook presents you with about a dozen reasons-why-you-want-to-quit to pick from before you can proceed.
Too bad they didn't have the selection I wanted, 'Because I Felt Like It'.
When you click on any of their choices WHY you want to quit Facebook, a little box pops up offering options why you shouldn't quit, and how you can fix whatever 'reason' you checked on their menu. They definitely don't like quitters.
At the end of the process, your account is deleted.
Okay. I lied there. They don't actually delete your account. Not really.
The last message you see after you delete your account is 'you may return anytime by entering your name and password.'
What? This means Facebook hasn't REALLY deleted your account or your personal information at all. They've just made you take a longer road to logging out. If you can return on your password (which they should have deleted) and your username (which should have disappeared from their database), well - you can figure out the rest. You don't even have to re-do your profile, because magically...it's still there. I 'rejoined' for a few minutes about two weeks later just to find out for myself. Sure enough, it was like I was never gone. I deleted my account a second time, for all the good it does.
One reason I quit Facebook is because they kept loading up the site with more add-ons from outside sources. Sources they don't guarantee. You have to check a box holding them harmless when enabling these toys.
Things like icons, hugs, taps, whatever. I can't give you the list. I opted out of all of them, anyway. But even if you opt out, your friends ram emails down your throat using other avenues until your index finger falls off from hitting the delete button.
The massive number of silly emails I received from my good-hearted friends at Facebook became more than I could handle. They grew exponentially, sort of like global warming.
So I deleted my account.
Okay. Not really. They still have everything. I can return anytime with my password and username.
Wow. So there is absolutely no way to delete your account, short of hiring hackers to attack or something? They really are out of control, I'm glad I never signed up with them.
You could always restart the account and empty all the information and set up a dummy email to grab all of the updates. That way you won't be bothered with it.
There was actually a blog post about this recently. The guy found out the only way to delete the account was to completely empty the account (manually delete EVERY SINGLE NOTE AND WALL POST) and then have Facebook manually delete it. Not an easy task.
There are some posts out there...I went through that process and blogged about it too. It's a big pain, especially if you have alot of friends, wall posts, emails, etc. Took me around 45 minutes to delete everything. When you've removed everything, then send customer service an email asking them to remove your profile. If any tidbits are left, they'll just tell you they can't delete it until everything has been removed by you, and you'll have to hunt around to find what's left.
Also, here is the customer service email, though I'd recommend using the contact form built into Facebook first: comment-info-rt@facebook.com
I noticed that people who got banned had all of their posts disappear automatically. An alternate plan would be to go to a group or two and be a total jack*ss on the discussion pages for a while, and not bother to fight when you get kicked out.
The fact that it has to come down to that shows the sorry state of facebook. Once they began adding all of the "apps" I began to distrust them.
It's a pity there's no webcam ability - the entire exercise would be much more fun if you could see their real-time reactions.
The massive number of silly emails I received from my good-hearted friends at Facebook became more than I could handle.
*coughcelestinaclausdenniswaltcough*
=P
I was introduced to Facebook by friends. At first, it was nice to see all the people from my graduating class I didn't know what happened.
Then they opened it up to high school. OK, I guess that's not too bad. I know a few people still stuck there.
Then they opened it up to everyone. Umm...sorta ruins the closer community, but...ok...I guess.
Then I started getting requests from people I'd never met. You went to the same school I went to how many years after I graduated, but you don't know who the heck I am, yet you want me on your list? Not so fine anymore.
Then came the third party applications. Well...some of these are cool...I guess. I wonder what my friends have. *page loads for 30 seconds, crashes browser* Okay, we've reached MySpace here.
Then came the emails from third party applications. New mail rule: Message contains "Facebook" = Junk.
Then they started using me to sell stuff to other people. Where's the "delete and destroy" button?
My experience exactly. The applications are mostly awful. There are certainly a few very interesting ones - I've added the "Visual Bookshelf" application, which lets you track what books you've read, what you're reading, and what you want to read. Useful, to nerdy people like me who occasionally read something on paper. Some applications, like the 'vampire vs ninja vs cowboy vs everyone else' thing... grr.
And the commercialization aspect always bothered me. I don't care if you have ads, but don't have "sponsors" that can send e-mails, or pop up in the mini-stream without my being able to close them like all the other notifications.
Robert, I'm clipping your column for future reference, I know what you mean about all the silly add-on's.
That's so interesting. Thanks for telling us. Maybe facebook really is the right hand of satan... haha!
I was addicted to Facebook for about a minute. I haven't checked my page in a couple months. I get those emails all the time, I just trash them. To me, and this is just my opinion, Facebook isn't so much about keeping up with friends, it's about friends keeping up with you. It's narcissism at it's core. "Hey, look at me, look at what I listen to, look at what I read." In truth, most people don't even look that much at their friends pages, they are too busy building up their own pages, hoping that all of their friends are looking at it, thinking how cool they are, when in reality they aren't, they are looking at their own pages, thinking how cool they are.
In truth, most people don't even look that much at their friends pages, they are too busy building up their own pages, hoping that all of their friends are looking at it, thinking how cool they are, when in reality they aren't, they are looking at their own pages, thinking how cool they are.
The essence of a majority of social networking succinctly described. Well done.
Sorry, what's that you say? I was too busy looking at and admiring my own comment. Ha ha /sarcasm
It's kinda sad, really. I remember when my sister was in her freshman or sophomore year at college, and she was telling me about this awesome site that had so many people from school, and made it real easy to find your classmates. She'd go on an on about how simple it was to get assignments she might have missed, find someone whose name she couldn't quite remember, get notes, find a study partner, etc.
Now, it's just MySpace with slightly less awful formatting.
Yeah, Facebook was great when it was college-only.
That's why I refuse to set up my Facebook account until I'm actually in school. All my friends are telling me I need to get on there, but I refuse. It just doesn't feel right jumping on the whole "Everyone is invited now!" bandwagon.
Now, it's just MySpace with slightly less awful formatting.
I don't know. The formatting has gotten pretty bad since people started biting chumps.
I had a similar experience with myspace. After I endured their rigorous please-don't-leave trials and they said they'd deleted my account, I continued to receive emails from myspace. I complained, telling them to delete my contact information, but they didn't. After a few responses from their illiterate support staff, which entirely neglected to address the subject of my request, I gave up. I just report whatever they send as spam.
Facebook was better, but now all these feed items about tootsie and jim bob comparing movie compatibility and bubba got a new super, super, mega, mega wall post, I'm about ready to leave facebook.
Honestly, I don't think this is a huge thing to worry about. It's not like Facebook employees are snooping around your personal information snickering to themselves over the messages you've received and sent. And if they're giving or selling your personal information to third parties, or even just continuing to send you unwanted emails, you can probably bring them to court over it. All they've done is made it so that if you change your mind later on, you can do so easily. No harm in that. Just like the way WoW keeps your characters in their database after you cancel service, so you can still come back to them later if you want.
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